SOSPENDO: The BEST Wearable Support for all Mobile Devices! by IMAGINATION FARM USA LLC %u2014 Kickstarter. And, for the Monday offering of : "Products too lame to justify", I give you Sospendo; which, in addition to being the worst name I can think of, wants you to pay money to drape this contraption around your neck, because you are too lazy to hold on to your 12 ounce tablet, and too lazy to find a place to sit down, and too lazy to find a stand to prop the tablet up for viewing. As cute as this girl is, I would run away if I saw her using this thing. Jeez.