Swiss heartland voters ban nude hiking in Alps

Swiss heartland voters ban nude hiking in Alps. Since this a blog about the law, I feel it is entirely appropriate to comment on the new law passed by Switzerland banning nude hiking in the Alps. This law is wrong on so many levels. On the one hand, I think that anybody stupid enough to hike naked in the mountains with the wild animals and bad weather should be left to his own devices, and allowed to die in peace. On the other hand, the law doesn't go far enough. Nude hiking should only be banned for persons with the body type of the FutureLawyer. All Swiss swimsuit models should be encouraged to hike without clothing, and the country should set up viewing podiums at selected points along the trail. In the meantime, I am beginning a volunteer databank for any lawyers who are willing to defend any Swiss models who choose to ignore and violate this unjust law.