For $75, I Will Make Windows 8 Run Like Windows 7

People Hate Windows 8 So Much They%u2019ll Pay $125 To Downgrade To Windows 7 [Image] | Cult of Mac. I love this photo. Of course, it is a dig at Windows users by the author of the "Cult of Mac". I will resist the impulse to make fun of anyone who admits they have surrendered their personal judgment to such an extent that they are a member of a "cult". I especially like the delicious irony of someone with a bald spot shaved on the back of their head in the shape of the Apple logo making fun of some Windows users. But, on to some Windows users' stupidity, shall we? If anyone will pay this guy $125 to downgrade from Windows 8 to Windows 7, I hereby offer, for only $75, to make your copy of Windows 8 look, and run, like Windows 7. That way, you save money, I make money, and you will have a more secure, faster, more efficient operating system. Or, you can just go get a $5 copy of Start8, install it, and you will then, magically boot directly to the desktop, and restore the Start button.