I hate, hate Super Bowl parties - CNN.com. Rule Number One. I don't want to go to your Super Bowl Party. Rule Number Two. See Rule Number One. I thought I was the only person on the planet who wanted to sit in front of my TV and watch a football game. My family doesn't care for football. That is fine with me. We have our own Super Bowl Party. SWMBO, great cook that she is, makes just about everything you will find at any Super Bowl Party. She and the kids watch the game for the commercials and the half time show. This is comparable to reading Playboy for the articles; but, really reading the articles. They leave me alone in my home office, and only interrupt to bring me food and drink. Ah, solitude. Ah, football. No idiot who thinks he knows something about football. No drunks yelling in the middle of the plays. Come to think of it, who would pay $5,000 to sit in the stands and try to enjoy the game? However you enjoy the day, enjoy it. And, don't call me until tomorrow.