Humorous Quotes from Don't Stand too close to a Naked Man @ WorkingHumor.com. If you want to know what men think, read this book. Tim Allen is the modern man's spokesperson. Ladies, we all think this stuff. We are just too fearful to say it out loud.
"Like most men, I'm confused by feminism... For the longest time I wasn't sure what the word actually meant. At first, I thought it was the study of what men do wrong."
"If women are always complaining about men, please tell me who raised the men?"
"To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move."