Yes, children. True love can last well into our eighties. These two, however, are a cautionary tale. The wife was hauled before a judge for shoplifting. The Judge demanded to know what she stole. "A can of peaches", she replied. He asked her how many peaches were in the can. "Six, your honor". Well, that will be six days in jail. Next case. "Wait, your honor" shouted the husband. "What is it?" the Judge replied.
Wait for it....
"She also stole a can of peas".
Yes, true love can triumph.