Till death do us part: Man marries his phone in Vegas - CNET. Okay, it might seem extreme to marry a smartphone. But, this guy did it, and promised his phone they would live happily ever after. Of course, now he will be tempted by every new, shiny, thinner, prettier phone that comes along every year. Will he cheat? Will he dump his old phone for a newer, prettier model? I see a divorce lawyer in this guy's future. Perhaps a niche practice can be developed. We help you divorce your phone. Of course, the smartphone manufacturers are already doing that leg work. I confess, dear Galaxy Note 5. I have my eye on a bright eyed Note 7, with really big memory. She even is rumored to have curves on the edges to die for. But, I still love you, and there is a place in my office for you. I am a serial phone lover.