Facebook Delete All Messages Facebook friends, I love you all to death. I really enjoy our little private chats in the Messenger app or window. I prefer communicating via chat box to face to face, since I can shut you up with a click, and you will never know whether my Internet connection really did go down. I don't like confrontation, and I don't want to hurt your feelings. In fact, some of our conversations get pretty personal, and I REALLY hate having to see them every time I open Messenger. I really don't want to remember your last insult, or piece of unsolicited advice, or whatever it was you said yesterday that really ticked me off. So, I laboriously go through all the messages every now and then, click to select, click to get to the menu, and click to delete, and confirm that I really, really want to do it. Well, now we can remain friends, because with Facebook Delete All Messages, I can click one button, and all memory of you goes away. Thank you God, for making a world in which I can bulk delete Facebook Messenger messages.