WiFi Connected Dog Collar. You know your dog wants one of these. Think FitBit for dogs. You can monitor your dog's sleep habits, activity levels, and general well being while you are elsewhere. I suppose the next thing to get the dog is a membership at a health spa. But, that would be expensive. This dog collar only costs $232. Let's see, if you have more than one dog, that could get expensive. And, when the dog is drinking out of the toilet while you are at work, I hope the thing is waterproof. Oh well. Jeez.