Gigantic Cockroach Pool Float. What would you do if you saw this floating in your pool? Why, tell her to get out of the pool before SWMBO sees her, of course. But, realistically, this one checks all the boxes. Live in Florida with millions of cockroaches? Check. Have a backyard swimming pool? Check. Spending part of your Labor Day holiday by the pool, and cooking hot dogs and hamburgers? Check. All you need now is a giant cockroach pool float to complete the ambience. Beautiful girl, not included. Enjoy your holiday.