Smarty Ring | MACHO. While I have no problem with SWMBO's Ringly, I have no love for this device for men. The Smarty Ring vibrates and blinks whenever a notification comes in. That means, in my case, it will be annoying me 10 to 15 times a minute all day long. So, it tells me a text, call, or email is coming in. Will it show me the message? Of course not, the screen is too tiny. So, pray tell, what good is it if I have to take the phone out of my pocket anyway? As a digital timepiece it may be okay; but, a SmartWatch does that. Yes, there is a limit to the wearable devices the FutureLawyer will buy and wear. And, Smarty Rings are not on the list. Of course, the applications for wedding rings may be the next big thing. They could vibrate every time SWMBO wants a chore done, or a purchase made. Not.