Squirrel - Wikipedia. No, this is not a segue into a game of Clue. Apparently, the fact that FutureLawyer's office is animal and bird friendly is getting around. In addition to the front porch cat, and aviary filled with parrots, I now have a squirrel living in the library. It sits on top of the bookcase and stares at us. It is apparently living behind the bookshelves and up in the eaves, and comes in and out at will. I am resisting the urge to feed it. Will squirrels eat cat food? Jeez.