tir Kinetic Desk M1 review: The smartest desk $2,990 can buy | PCWorld. And, in the Wednesday edition of "Are you Kidding Me?", I give you a desk that annoys you with exercise tips, and raises up and down electronically. Oh, and it costs $3,000. It does not surprise me that this woman loves this desk, since she also likes and owns the iPhone. If you want to know why this country is going to Hell in a handbasket, look no further than the $3,000 desk. Jeez.