The Apple Watch and our cyborg future | Computerworld. Apparently, Mike Elgan, the Apple guru, has been asleep for a year or so; while the Android watches have been populating, and most of us realize that, ultimately, we will be assimilated.What has just recently become clear to Mr. Elgan has been clear to most of us for quite some time. Just because a lot of low information technologists have discovered the Apple Watch doesn't mean that the future is finally here. I have been talking about computer enhanced humans for a long time. Welcome to the party, Mr. Elgan. Now, please be quiet while the rest of us continue looking to the future of computing. Jeez.