Two men engage in iPhone vs. Android debate, end up stabbing each other | Android and Me. You all know that I enjoy a good Android versus iPhone debate as much as the next guy,. I love poking fun at the foibles of the iPhone, and I get as good as I give. However, I draw the line at violence over the issue. These two roommates need to get separate bedrooms. Or, a separate house. Although, fractionalization of the species over all sorts of issues is one of our society's biggest problems. In my youth, the mantra was "let's agree to disagree", and one of the best lessons I ever learned from an old lawyer was that, after trial, we are all members of the same noble profession. So, let's get along folks. We share a very small planet in a very large universe.