What Could Possibly Go Wrong: Immortal Micro-Organisms | Popular Science.
I am always curious when I see a title like "What Could Possibly Go Wrong". As lawyers, we are trained to figure that out before our clients do something, so that we can prevent it. As every lawyer knows, however, something unexpected always goes wrong. So, we create mechanisms that will hopefully help to solve problems as they arise. Usually, we spend our lives putting out fires, no? So, when I read this PopSci article about DARPA's attempts to create synthetic micro-organisms and to send them out into space, and that they would be immortal unless we built in self destruct switches, I remembered a line from Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park. "Life will find a way". So, this immortal micro-organism walks into a bar on Mars, and says "Can anyone here turn off my kill switch?" And, the rest is history. Earth gets invaded by immortal micro-organisms, and you can fill in the rest. I try not to think about the actual results of these insane experiments; but, it is fun to imagine the legal questions that will come up. If man creates a micro-organism that can mate with other micro-organisms, is it sentient? If so, does it have legal rights and responsibilities? Are the scientists legally liable? Although, if the world is destroyed by these mad scientists, I don't suppose there will be courts left to try the cases. And, hey, the best scientists in the world are on this. What could possibly go wrong?