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Sometimes, The Lawyers Read The Fine Print.

Employee was bored one day. Nobody ever reads the labels I write, he said. I wonder how long it will take for someone to read the label on this Doormat? 

Execupundit Gets A Smartwatch - If There Is A Hell, It Isn't Hot Anymore.

A Confession. Well, better late than never. Execupundit has finally seen the wisdom of my years of extolling the virtues of computers on wrists, and purchased a Smartwatch. Even though he bought the ugliest one on the planet, powered by that other OS, I am happy that he is coming into the future. Now, he will know if he goes into aFib, will be able to monitor his health (at our age, that is important), and he will actually be able to get texts and emails without having to look at his phone all the time. Welcome to the future, old and good friend. Call me when you want to switch to Android.

They Would Certainly Be In No Danger From Me.

Gods And Men - The Next Time Someone Tells You Religion Holds All The Answers.

What do you worship? Why?

#FridayDance - FutureLawyer Parrots Celebrating Friday.

Celebrating Another Friday. Savannah isn't with us anymore; but Rio and Pinot are still dancing every day. How are you going to celebrate the end of another week? Click the link and dance away.

 

#WhyIAmASolo - My Pay Doesn't Depend Upon An Academic Hierarchy Or A Faculty Committee.

At Some Law Schools, Why Are Some Called Instructors And Some Called Professors? When I was a part-time Law School Professor, I wasn't paid much, and I had an active law practice at the same time. I had no shot at tenure, and my job depended on the school's whims from semester to semester. Educational bureaucracy depends on faculty committees, politics, and teachers are on a lower rung of the academic ladder than so called "full" professors. As a lawyer, my income is based on a much more merit based system, and the opinion of my clients and colleagues is the only thing that matters. Where are you going to work today?

FutureLawyer Preparing For Checkup With The Family Physician.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Don't Have To Explain Myself At Meetings.

As a lawyer getting back involved in Bar stuff, I am attending some meetings of Committees, and I am learning again about how to have effective interaction; albeit, through a video camera on Zoom. My suggestion to Bar members who host committee meetings: make sure everyone knows the purpose of the meeting, have an agenda and stick to it, and keep it short and sweet. So far, my Committee chairpersons are doing that. If not, this solo lawyer will be turning off the camera and bugging out. Now, go back to your meeting, and let everyone know why they are there.

#TBT = Ignorance Is Bliss.

Jessica Rabbit Is Too Sexy For Disney?

Jessica Rabbit Removed From Disney Ride. Apparently, there is no room for sexy in ToonTown. While not admitting it in public, the Jessica Rabbit character in a car trunk is too violent or sexy for Disney, and the character has been removed without comment. This calls to mind the removal of the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean of the scene where Pirates are chasing women around after taking the town. In Woke America, if you remove scenes of violence from cartoons and theme park rides, the world will be a safer place. Of course, actually funding police to stop crime isn't the answer. One more reason why Disney isn't a destination for me anymore. In the meantime, here is a picture of the buxom Ms. Rabbit for your viewing enjoyment.