Bedroom Security - How About a Marriage Counselor?

Link: Table For Bedroom Security - Geekologie. If you buy this product, you either need to change neighborhoods, or go see a marriage counselor. Is it just me, or is this like having a loaded gun in your bedroom? Seems to me that it is more likely that She Who Must Be Obeyed might get more use out of this table than I would. Of course, if you put a lamp on top of it, you might get enough of a head start to get out the door and down the stairs before she got a hold of it.