Lawyers seek iPhone Death Grip victims - Apple 2.0 - Fortune Tech.
Thanks to Jennifer Wallace of the Rory Weiner law firm in Brandon, Florida, for this heads up, about a California law firm that is collecting Plaintiffs for a lawsuit against Apple over the Antenna "Death Grip" issue. On behalf of lefties everywhere, I applaud this brazen attempt to extract a pound of flesh from arrogant Apple. Of course, if you buy an IPhone 4 after reading this, you are on notice about the defect, and would likely face an Affirmative Defense of Contributory Negligence. Or, in States which still permit it, Assumption of Risk. Actually, now that I think about it, any tech purchase in an age where bugs and defects are standard might carry that caveat, no? I have a modest proposal for Apple. Sell the antenna separately, so that Apple customers can insert it in their cranium, rather than wrap it around the phone. That way, the only thing that could interfere with the signal would be a tin foil hat.
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