Real Dads Don't Want Breakfast In Bed And Don't Carry A Man Purse

How to Make Breakfast in Bed: 8 steps - wikiHow.  Today is Father's Day. I only know this because the great American weird machine has put articles and ads about it in every news media outlet available. However, this isn't the Father's Day I remember from my youth. There is actually an article in the St. Pete Times this morning about European Dads who are thought weird if they don't take two months of parental leave to take care of infant children! Hey, I get it. Modern Dads are in touch with their nurturing side. However, my Dad, bless his soul, is now officially turning over in his grave. This Wiki, prominently displayed on Google news, actually implies that a real Dad wants someone to bring him breakfast in bed. What's next? Man purses with "I'm A Dad!" on them? I predict that real Dads are not primly expecting the brats and She Who Must Be Obeyed to bring them breakfast in bed. In fact, if they bring me anything but a surly attitude and something gadgety or electronic, I might retreat to the man cave and sulk all day. Whatever happened to the strong, silent type?

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[Danny]

Amen. Whatever happened to men in general? Since when have we all become so domesticated and soft? All these modern tech and social trends have really wreaked havoc on masculinity. Especially those in the legal fields: http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2010/06/09/lawyers-on-twitter-twitteriffic-or-just-twitterpated/ Why do lawyers need to twitter anything? Are they looking to breach attorney-client privilege??