SFPD - Busy Investigating Serious Crimes

For lost iPhone, SFPD wants bar's surveillance video | Apple - CNET News. Apparently, when they aren't enforcing San Francisco's ordinance against MacDonald's franchises who are serving meals containing too much unhealthy food, the San Francisco Police Department is tasked with investigating really serious crimes, like someone stealing an iPhone 5 prototype in a bar. Hey, they police the apple content in fast food meals; why not help Apple in a lost phone case? These guys really should have their own crime show on TV. They have demanded to see the bar's surveillance videos, in an attempt to find the perpetrator of this dastardly deed. With San Francisco's huge playbook of offenses against political and culinary standards, I just don't know where they find the time.