iDuck Phone Stand - Would You Use This In Court?

The iDuck Stand Can Transform Your Galaxy S3 (Or Any Glossy Android Device) Into Howard The Duck. Okay, the idea of using a suction cup rubber duckie as a phone kick stand is fun and interesting. I particularly like using the duck bill as a storage compartment for earphones. But, this is a little whimsical even for the FutureLawyer. I mean, would you set your phone or tablet up on counsel table with this thing attached to it? Get real. I may get one of these; just so I can have it available for Starbuck's, Panera, or a restaurant. But, I really don't want to send it through the scanner at the courthouse entrance, and endure the slings and arrows of bailiff humor. Do you?