Xmas Trees For The Obsessively Compulsive

Is Cloning the Key to Perfect Christmas Trees?. If you are OCD about Christmas, do I have a tree for you. As in most avenues of my life, I prefer the imperfect, the not perfectly straight, the cluttered detritus of normal people living normal lives. I put up with SWMBO's need to put Xmas wrapping paper into the plastic garbage bags while we are unwrapping presents, and the need to have a house that looks like an ad in Better Homes And Gardens. I draw the line, however, at cloning the perfect Xmas tree. Perfect Xmas trees are like perfect people. They don't exist in my reality. If you are always pursuing perfection, you will never have time to live your life. So, sit back, relax, and revel in the imperfections of life. You will be happier. And, you won't be assimilated.