SWMBO Gift Giving Guide

As we approach the end of year after Xmas sales, I felt it appropriate to help all of our friends to avoid the last minute end of year gift giving disaster. So, out of the goodness of my heart, and for self preservation, I offer this after Xmas SWMBO gift giving guide. Please, under no circumstances, give her a Nutcracker. I am having nightmares in which Nutcrackers chase me around the house at midnight when I can't sleep. I beg you not to feed this horrible addiction. If you wish to begin a Nutcracker support group, please send an application to SWMBO. Have a Happy New Year.