Sonic Screwdriver Bottle Opener - It's All About Function

WANT: Sonic Screwdriver Bottle Opener. As I patiently wait for the delivery of my StarTrek Communicator today, I am showing a Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver replica that doubles as a  Bottle Opener. While I am a fan, I don't buy gadgets unless they have a cool function. Bottle opener doesn't make the cut. Bluetooth communicator that really works, and is museum quality repro? Absolutely. So, live long and prosper. But, do it with a real device that does real stuff. Okay, opening bottles is real; but, I want something cooler. Don't you?