Parents Dedicate New College Safe Space In Honor Of Daughter Who Felt Weird In Class Once - The Onion - America's Finest News Source. How horrible it must have been for Alexis Stigmore, who was exposed for a horrifying 45 minutes to a College discussion of a book containing political views she didn't agree with. This Onion article recounts the horrifying ordeal of the gentle soul, and her parents' donation of a two million dollar safe room for students who are forced to endure opposing viewpoints at College. It is about time that Colleges started providing rooms for students in which they will protected by an idea free cocoon. Now, if we can just figure out how to eliminate all ideas and viewpoints, the world will be a safer, more understanding place. I have another modest proposal. The safe room should be stocked with Ostrich Pillows, so that opposing viewpoints will not be able to be heard from the hallway.