I Know It's Winter Because Google Told Me So

The Winter Solstice. In most climes, this is the time of year when cold and snow and freezing become a daily routine. In Florida, however, the only way we know that Winter is coming is when we open our Google search box and find a GIF of a cute rodent skating across a frozen pond, while wearing ear muffs. The closest thing we have in Florida are the cockroaches scurrying across the floor when we turn the lights on. I admit, there is something creepy about Christmas when it is 80 degrees outside and the air conditioning is still on. The only chestnuts roasting around here are the ones we put outside on the asphalt. Bah, Humbug.