Oh Joy! Oh Happy Day! I Get To Buy An IPhone Today!

All new iPhone apps must embrace the iPhone X notch, Apple decrees - CNET. The headline for today is accurate. Ariana needs a new phone. I am the designated phone person. She has been using Apple phones for years. I have threatened, begged, wheedled, bribed, and every other form of human persuasion to get her to try Android phones; but, alas, she is more stubborn than her mother was. If that is possible, of course. In any event, we are going to look at iPhones today. I have informed her that the phone will have a big unsightly notch at the top, covering the camera and face sensors. I have let her know about the huge new software bug. I let her know that Apple probably invented the phrase: "It's not a bug, it's a feature".  But, she is undeterred. I am quivering with anticipation. If I pick up an iPhone will the sky fall in? Will the clouds darken? Will Armageddon come? I will let you know.

Comments

[Jay]

Good for Ariana. When you pick up the phone, you might have an epiphany. :)

[Richard M Georges]

In your dreams, Apple Boy. :-)