I Use The Garden Hose, Thank You Very Much.

I just got a call from an 888 number that I knew, in advance, was a sales call. I normally don't answer the phone for such calls; but, it is Friday, and sometimes I like to see how nuts they can get. This one was one for the ages:

"Hello, Law Office"

"Hello, sir? I was wondering if I could speak to the person who handles the drinking water account?"

Long pause.

"Excuse me?"

"The person who handles the drinking water account."

"Uh, that account is handled by me, and is pre-paid to the City of St. Petersburg. It's called a sink and faucet".

Jeez.