#WhyIAmASolo - I'll Never Have To Give Two Weeks Notice

These Resignation Letters Say 'I Quit' In Hilarious Ways | NinjaJournalist. While some of these two week notices are pretty funny, it is never funny to find yourself in a job you hate, or dealing with bad people managers, or having someone else tell you how things will run. If I ever decide to quit (not likely, but possible), I will take my key from Paul Simon, and think up fifty ways to leave. Just hit the road, Jack. No need to be coy, Roy. Just get yourself free.