Playing Chess At The End Of The World

My Xmas present to myself arrived yesterday, a SquareOne all wood chessboard, with classic wood Staunton weighted pieces, that has an AI bluetooth phone connection and chess engine, and moves its own pieces. It is magical to move and then watch the opponent pieces move without human intervention. I have wanted something like this ever since "The Omega Man". Now, all I need is a bust of Caesar to sit across the table. Anyone for a game? Wait, I don't need you anymore.