You Know Who You Are...You Have Been Checking Your Symptoms On WebMD.

WebMD Front Page Now Just Says Yes, You've Got Coronavirus. WebMD has decided to save all of us a lot of time searching our symptoms on the Internet. It merely confirms our suspicions by telling us right away that we have it. Did you sneeze yesterday? Coronavirus. Did you cough this morning? Coronavirus. Why beat around the bush. This disease is a hypochondriac's dream illness. The Government wants us to have it. (If you are brain dead, please know that this post and the one it links to, is satire. Fake news. Black humor in a time of cholera. Get over it.)