Be The First Kid On The Block To Have A Galaxy Watch 3 With LTE.

Galaxy Watch 3. I thought I was out; but, they dragged me back in. I thought I was cured of my addiction; but, it has a dark hold on me and I can't let go.  When I saw the ad this morning, and realized I could have this black beauty on my arm as early as tomorrow, I couldn't resist. All of my rational impulses left the building. So, dear reader, I will be sporting the latest, greatest SmartWatch in the world tomorrow afternoon. It slices, it dices, it leaps tall buildings in a single bound. It is the best thing since sliced bread. It is 15% slimmer and lighter than its predecessor. It has its own phone number, which frees me from the tyranny of having my Smartphone on my person at all times. It is water resistant to 160 feet. It measures swimming distances, as well as walking. It is beautiful in a way that the Apple Watch will never be. It is 15 times less expensive than a Rolex with a mechanical movement from Switzerland. I feel like Ralphie on Xmas morning: