Seven Bars Of Chocolate A Day Improves Memory. And, in the fantasy science installment for this weekend, we have a study that chocolate, in sufficient quantities, can improve memory up to 25%. The substance in chocolate responsible for this amazing result is flavanol. If you believe this, I will buy you seven Mars bars to munch on. Of course, since the study was partially funded by Mars (you know, the chocolate company), it must be true. The only thing that happens to me when I eat a lot of chocolate is that my overweight body (okay, the Doctors call it obese) gets heavier. It has to be dark chocolate, and you have to have quantities equivalent to seven bars a day. But, hey, if a medical study says it's true, then it must be, right?
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