According To These "Scientists", I Died When I was 35.

1 Hot Dog Takes 35 Minutes Off Of Your Life. I have seen some ridiculous "scientific" conclusions come out of alleged scientific studies before; but, this one which purports to argue that eating a hot dog takes 35 minutes off of your life, is the most ridiculous. There is so much we don't know about longevity, and humans' ability to survive, and so many conflicting theories about what is good for you, and what is not, there is only one inescapable conclusion. We have no freaking idea. I love hot dogs. I will continue to eat hot dogs. I like them with mustard, relish and onions. I am trying to restrict carb intake, so I eat them with a low carb bun, or no bun at all. But, I have survived to age 73, soon 74, I hope, by eating a lot of hot dogs. Alleged "scientists" who pretend to know what makes us live longer or shorter lives, amuse me as much as "religious" who pretend that they know what God thinks, amuse me. The rational human recognizes what she doesn't know, which is just about everything. Jeez.