Okay, for today's no brainer, I give you this sign's advice to wear bells while hiking in the woods, so as to warn the bears and other animals that you are coming. First. I suspect that human smell will give you away. Second, I would rather not announce my presence to a hungry bear. Third, I want to be surrounded by other fat people on paved concrete paths, whenever I walk around Florida. I also stay far away from wooded forest and dirt paths. Call me crazy, but I really try to avoid bear encounters in the wild.
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