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#WhyIAmASolo - I Am Protecting All Of You From My Need To Cause Problems.

Trust me. I am protecting you. The more of you that are around, the more trouble I cause. Relax, and enjoy the silence.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Never Have To Retire.

What, me retire? I get all the naps I want already.

RV Nerds - Don't Buy An RV Without One.

The RV Nerds. Owning a 20 year old RV requires constant maintenance. Being a 75 year old RV driver who is constantly bumping into things makes maintenance essential. Since I am an uber Geek and was actually called a nerd in high school, I was attracted to this company when I was looking for someone to replace one of the AC units, and to check the hydraulic jack system on our old coach. 20 year old RVs., in the main, actually have fewer problems than new ones; especially since the Pandemic. The Internet is full of horror stories about people who have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a beautiful new RV, only to have it spend months at a time in a service center. In our case, the repairs required are mostly because I bump into things; or 20 year parts need replacing. In any event, this post is a love note to Ryon, at RV Nerds, who, in addition to being a hard working, diligent young man, is truly gifted at RV maintenance. I will be keeping his cell phone number close to my heart. Even with all of the repairs and things I have broken, our coach has cost less than one years worth of payments on comparable new units, and we have been having fun customizing it for our needs. Old age requires some discipline in getting moving, and getting out in the world. RV travel helps. Don't sit quietly in a room waiting to die. Get a house on wheels, and go somewhere. 

#WhyIAmASolo - In BigLaw, They Tend To Eat Their Own.

So, you want the security of a BigLaw firm? You want the big salary, and the fancy car, and the bonuses? You don't mind working seventy hours a week to prove your worth? You want the safety of numbers? We need to sit down and have a "Come to Jesus" meeting, you and I. Swimming with the fishes doesn't actually involve a lot of swimming.

How To Pick Up The FutureLawyer In A Bar.

Members of the Grammar Police have their own vocabulary when it comes to meeting each other. You Had Me At "Under".

#PoetryFriday - Love.

He used to think he knew what love was.
It was about shimmering skin,
hot to the touch.
It was all about lust, and
eating meals in between the loving.
Love was about need,
and desire,
and excitement.
It was about outward beauty
and sex appeal.
It was for the taking,
and it was purchased,
like an object in the mall.
Just as his purchases lost his interest,
it ended.
When the desire faded,
he thought love was lost.
It was time to move on.
It was time to take the next pretty item
on the menu.

Then, she came into his life.
he saw her beauty,
and she let him know
she wasn’t for sale.
He saw her flaws,
and she saw his,
and, when she decided to give him her love,
the love didn’t fade.
He grew to love her flaws,
and she his.
Love became about
tolerance, and acceptance,
and he felt unworthy.

Her soul was tortured,
as was his.
Her body began to sag,
as did his.
Their mutual deterioration
became a badge of honor.
This was true love,
that saw beneath the faults
and follies.
They both were fearful,
but they both loved.

He never understood love,
until it found him,
and he realized that it was given,
not purchased or earned..

#TBT - You Had Me At Lubricants.

I know what you're thinking. I am thinking I will pass by this aisle.

#TBT - Rio And I Are Brother And Sister.

Ten Hours To Go...Do You Know Where The Bargains Are?

77 Prime Day Deals Under $100. There are some fantastic bargains online today, and the sales end at midnight. Check out the massive discounts before they are gone.

The Best SmartWatch On The Planet Is On Sale Today For $170.

Galaxy Watch 5. I have bought, and owned, just about every Smartwatch ever created over the past ten years. The current Galaxy Watch 5 is the best of them all. While I have the 44 mm (large) version, and I got one with an LTE phone chip so that it has its own phone number, you can get the basic large version for $170, for the next 24 hours. This is the best Amazon Prime Day bargain I have found so far, other than some of the 70 inch Android TVs out there for under $400. The Watch 5 is truly a wrist computer, and I could write a book about its functions and benefits. If you are in the market for a SmartWatch, go to Amazon today. Amazing bargain.