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Which Side Of The Fence Are We On?

It occurs to me that observing zoo animals and their habits doesn't always depend on which side of the fence you are on. From here, you all look like objects to observe. I suspect you feel the same way about me and mine. 

ZOO

He watched the animals behind the fence.

They were oblivious to him;

they ate the grass

lay in the sun

slept in public.

He wandered from pen to pen

with the other animals like him

seeking enjoyment from watching another species

live its life

behind a fence.

They lived in the moment

while he and his fellow animals

lived wondering what the next moment would bring.

He recorded their images

posted them to Facebook

marveled at their beauty

and never considered whether

they knew or cared.

He grew tired of the walking

and wanted to rest

in the sun.

He found himself

longing for a life

behind the fence

that was actually free.

He wanted to live;

but, first, he had to learn to see.

#Can'tWeAllJustGetAlong?

Wait, Aren't You The Parrot Lawyer?

I swear that this squirrel in the front yard was talking to me. He said: "You are the parrot lawyer. You are surrounded by beautiful birds of many species. Why are you photographing me?"

#ParrotSunday - The Music Of Nature -

#WhyIAmASolo - I Don't Have To Spend Time Looking For The Office Weasels.

How To Spot The Weasel In The Office. We have all seen them. They are human beings who plot behind your back, always are scheming, are secretive about their true intentions, meddle in everyone's business, and generally work at cross purposes to the group. They can be fatal to any organization, unless they are discovered and removed, like any toxic entity. Solo practice eliminates the need to worry about someone from within working to undermine your goals. If you are forced to practice in a group, be careful whom you trust, and consider whether you need to separate yourself. I am solo lawyer, and I am looking out for you.

Planet Of The Apps.

Planet Of The Apps. Get away from me, you stinking App! Okay, enough bad movie allusions. I begin the New Year with a modest resolution. I promise to spend less time with useless, brain dead, and horrible apps; I will prune my collection of apps to a number that doesn't rival the number of miles to the sun. I will try not to watch repeat episodes of "Apps Gone Wild". I will reduce the number of apps on my phone that require 30 minute WiFi downloads of game files. And, I will not recommend apps to my readers that I have not thoroughly vetted and used myself. Okay, I probably already vet the apps I recommend; but, you have a responsibility to find your own apps. What if we woke up one day on a planet where apps ruled humans? Oh, wait, we are already there.

Who's The Fairest Of Them All?

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#ParrotSunday - So A Crane And An Alligator Are On A Golf Course...

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Dinosaur fights really aren't what they used to be pic.twitter.com/vp8vHz6Wyo

— Nature & Animals🌴 (@AnimalsWorId) December 16, 2020

#ParrotSunday - Estate Planning For Pet Owners.

Professor Beyer On Pet Estate Planning. Texas Professor Gerry Beyer has some great materials on pet trusts, which are of particular interest to parrot parents, since the species is so long lived. If you have questions about pet trusts in Florida, you can always contact the FutureLawyer, who will be happy to help.

#ParrotSunday - Sometimes It's Not All About The Birds.

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