If your heart doesn't skip a beat every time you see her
If you can't resist admiring her curves
If you don't believe she's the most beautiful creation in the world
If you don't have a hard time leaving her behind
If you don't long to see her whenever you're away
If you don't feel the need to spend your last dollar to keep her beautiful
If you don't have to stop, and take one more look over your shoulder each time you have to leave her…
Then you have the wrong car.