Well, Black Friday is over. Monday is Cyber Monday, and the beginning of Xmas shopping season. I ponder every year about what to get Diane, who is the appliance Queen of the Universe. The other day, I noticed a shiny new toaster in the kitchen. Often, I notice that new cleaning appliances, or cooking appliances appear, like magic, in the house. I was thinking about the old days, when the cool gifts were shiny new appliances, and wondering about bringing them back. But, alas, Diane has preempted my decisions. Oh well. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus, and he is bringing you a toaster for Xmas. 