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#WhyIAmASolo - I Don't Need A Password To Get A Cup Of Coffee.

Nobody Tells The Truth On Social Media.

Here is a current photo of the FutureLawyer. Everyone is always asking why I don't post current photos. Excuse me? Why would I post a photo of a fat, old man? I prefer to see myself as I do in my mind's eye. This will always be my current photo.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Can Wear Jeans To Work.

I often, these days, wear shorts and comfortable shirts to work. And, I wear jeans as well. I haven't yet had a client fire me for a dress code violation. Of course, semi-retirement, and much less courtroom work, makes it easier. Courtrooms still require coats and ties. I suppose the dignity of the environment requires some uniformity of clothing. But, when you practice solo, every day can be casual Friday if you want it to be. And you don't have to wear dress slacks over your jeans.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Am The Only Annoying Guy In The Room.

Okay, those of you in BigLaw. Do you play annoying guy bingo at work? Oh, sorry. Do you play annoying "person" at work? Another benefit to being a solo. I can't be cancelled for something I say at work. One of my favorite things to do at work is to sit at my desk and say: "My favorite football team used to be the Washington Redskins". 

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Remind Me Never To Say Washington Redskins Around Rat.

Rat is having too much fun being a Cancel Culture Warrior.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Am Alone, Not Lonely.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Can Put My Stomach Anywhere I Want.

Okay, okay. I am trying to diet. It is a lifelong habit. But, failure is a necessary prerequisite to success. In the meantime, being solo means I never have to say I'm sorry. And, I can put my stomach anywhere I want.

#WhyIAmASolo - I Am The Only Shareholder In The Building.

No shareholder meeting necessary. No red carpets required. There need be only one lawyer in the room.