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Rat Writes A Self Help Book

Sometimes philosophy isn't about living a good life.

Junk Food Vegan - Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies Are Vegan, People!

30 Junk Foods You Didn't Know Were Vegan. Okay, I realize you can't be a Junk Food Vegan all the time. But, I want every Girl Scout in Pinellas County, Florida to know that it is safe to come to the FutureLawyer's house again. I have removed the No Solicitation signs, and have put a cash stash by the front door. Seriously, folks, Thin Mints? OMG. My second favorite Vegan junk food? Frito's Corn Chips Classic, of course. How about you?

Experts Warn We Only Have 12 Years Left

Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again | The Babylon Bee. Climate experts, well known for the accuracy of their predictions, are predicting the end of the world in 12 years. I think, given that, we should all have a great big party. But, wait, the prediction is that, in 12 years, they will have to change the dates again. Oh well. I guess that our "sky is falling" chickens are coming home to roost.

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Yes, children, it's that time of year again. The smell of the cool Fall air is just around the corner. The voice of the NFL, recorded for posterity, booms from the TV and arm-chair quarterbacks plot playoff strategy. But, first, we need to prioritize our sports TV watching. 

The Nineties Called. They Want Their Mac Versus PC Battles Back

I have used and owned PCs since the Eighties. I am now using what I believe is the best Notebook computer available, the Microsoft Surface Book 2, 2 in 1 ultra book. However, why Microsoft feels the need to pit PC owners against Mac Book owners again is beyond me. Can't we all just get along?

 

Hair Sniffers Rejoice - Better Smells Are Coming

Scientists create fabric that smells better the more you sweat - CNET. I jest, of course. But, anyone who understands what body odor smells like after exercise has to be in favor of this scientific discovery. Clothing is getting computer chips these days. Why not infuse them with scents from aromatherapy essential oils? Smart Fabrics will be able to transmit and receive computer data, and, ironically it is a protein from pig snouts that held the key to creating sweet smelling perspiration. I am not making this up. I swear. Read it yourself.

What Goes Around Comes Around - The Circle Of Life

Is that computer waterproof?

Gender Identification Rights According To Monty Python

#WhyIAmASolo - I Don't Worry About Management Hiring Toxic Employees

#ModernLife - I Need One Of These