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#ParrotSunday - Jesus Is Watching You

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.  He stealthily crept through the lounge and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a loud voice clearly saying, 'Jesus is watching you!'

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
'Jesus is watching you', the voice rang out again.

The thief stopped dead again. He was frightened out of his wits. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a birdcage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, 'Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?'
'Yes', said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot: 'What's your name?'
'Moses', said the bird.

'That's a stupid name for a parrot, 'sneered the burglar. 'What idiot named you Moses?'
The parrot said, 'The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.'

#ParrotSunday - My Two Favorite Topics - Parrots And Love

Trapped in your house for a couple of weeks? Why not use the time and the Internet to spread love and understanding? For this Parrot Sunday, I give you two Rainbow Lorikeets who are very fond of each other. The world should learn from them.

Love Will Find A Way

When I am asked why I am so enamored by parrots, I always cite their beauty, intelligence, and ability to bond with humans without losing their individuality. Their ability to mimic sounds is a bonus. I have mixed emotions about my several hours yesterday with this Scarlet Macaw and its fellow Macaws. I miss my companion, Savannah, but accept that we all die. I am ready to fall in love again, as I have with the beautiful Diane Bernadette Georges We all need love in our lives, don't we?

#ParrotSunday - Meet Nigel - An African Grey With Wanderlust

Nigel The African Grey. Nigel is an African Grey parrot from California that disappeared for four years, until located using a microchip and returned to his owner. However, Nigel, who left speaking with a clipped British accent,  was now speaking with a Latin accent, and looking for someone named Larry. Oh well. At least he came home.

 

#ParrotSunday - Quaker Parrot Saves Girl's Life

Hero Parrot. Parrots are one of the most intelligent bird species, and their ability to mimic human sound makes them great for alerting humans to things they see around them. Willie, a Quaker parrot, was next to a toddler when the babysitter left for a moment. The parrot started screaming "Mommy, Baby"! when the little girl choked on her food. The babysitter returned to find the girl turning blue, and executed the Heimlich maneuver in time to save her life. Good job, Willie.

#ParrotSunday - Quaker Parrot Saves Girl's Life

Hero Parrot. Parrots are one of the most intelligent bird species, and their ability to mimic human sound makes them great for alerting humans to things they see around them. Willie, a Quaker parrot, was next to a toddler when the babysitter left for a moment. The parrot started screaming "Mommy, Baby"! when the little girl choked on her food. The babysitter returned to find the girl turning blue, and executed the Heimlich maneuver in time to save her life. Good job, Willie.

#ParrotSunday - Parrots In The Age Of Social Media

#ParrotSunday - Maybe ZsaZsa Knew Something We Don't

Bucs Draft. As we approach another Super Bowl in which the Bucs will not be participants, it may be instructive to highlight the Bucs' checkered draft history. Two years ago, when ZsaZsa the Macaw was supposed to fly from the Pirate Ship at Raymond James stadium, she declined, and then the GM fired her. Maybe she knew that the GM's pick wasn't going to bring the Bucs a Super Bowl? In any event, terminating ZsaZsa may have just prolonged the Bucs' misery.

Pinot At Work

#ParrotSunday - Land Of The Eagle

Canon photographer Audun Rikardsen shot this magnificent image of a bald eagle and an interesting sky.